The Online Home of Emmy-Award-Winning David Kious

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To book David, call 913-269-9316.
Or email

David is extremely versatile.  Because of his two decades of improv experience, he can custom-design his act around your event. Just click on the links below:

Learn more about David at the links below, and even contact him. 
He's just crazy enough to contact you back!



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Welcome to, the online home of standup comedian David Kious, really funny guy. It's a lot like his regular home, without the underwear on the floor. To contact Dave for a booking, click HERE or call 913-269-9316. You'll be glad you did! David has years of experience as a clean corporate comedian. Why is clean corporate comedy important? Because when you hire a comedian, you want to make sure you still have a job the day after he performs. David will adhere to all your guidelines, and make your event shine. Really.

But David can also get as rowdy as you like. David understands what you need, and can give you the best show for your particular situation. His shows are guaranteed to make you look like you actually know what you're doing when booking comedians! Plus, Dave does Singing Telegrams...yes, it's a lost art, but nobody does it better than Dave. Ask about his cadre of lovable characters, sure to make that special someone in your life laugh out loud.
And maybe even spit milk out their nose.